HE JUST PEED IN THE DRYER! *LMFAO*

AND!

I just went into his room to try to wake him up (cause he had been napping before he peed in the dryer)
ME: Are you aware that you just peed in the dryer?
RUDY: No I didn't. I peed in the bathroom.
ME: Then why were you standing in front of the dryer with your pants undone?"
RUDY: My pants aren't undone. I peed in the bathroom. *mumble something incoherent*
ME: *pats knee* Okay dear.

He seriously doesn't realize that he just walked out, opened the dryer door, took a long pee that I could see clearly from my bedroom, closed the dryer door, and went back to sleep.

I waited until he was doing his pants back up (cause heaven forbid he turn and spray piss everywhere or I be subjected to seeing his wang @_@) and I went "Rudy, are you peeing in the dryer?" to which he replied "What?", closed the dyer, and walked off.

Oh man. I am still cracking up so hardcore. XDDD